*blows you a kiss*
*slaps it out of the air* NOT IN MY HOUSE HA HA HA
(Source: dogscape, via w0nd3rful-cunts)
OH MY GOD
My boss just texted me asking to come into work at 4:30 in the morning and I threw my phone down and was like “you’re such a faggot I fucking hate you” and then I heard the Siri confirmation noise and I picked up my phone and
(Source: pizzaforpresident, via happilymourning)